Mid-Life Stinks!

Mid-life is not all it is cracked up to be!!! Ha! I found this voo doo doll that describes what I feel like today!
Shall we take each mid-life issue, one-by-one??? NOT!
After the insurance company denying my surgery for gastric bypass. I have really been a pill! I know that Howard is a saint just because of his patience this past few weeks with me.
So, what is mid-life??? At this point it is to get a total physical tune up, so I can go out and make more money so I can sock it away, so I will have enough money to pay the nursing home to take care of me when I get old. (See, I told you that I was being a pill!)
Naw, it is not all that bad. I still have the teeth in my head, my own hair, my own breasts (sagging), even though I am fat, I can see my feet! Just thought you all needed a good laugh! What would your mid-life voo doo doll look like? I really don't want to hear what the males would look like!
Ha! Have fun thinking about it if you are nearing your fourties! This doll below is really what I look like, just don't tell anyone!
Laura